I was perusing Amazon for a new belt to wear with my jeans (the one belt I own is extremely ratty), and the algorithm seemed compelled to offer me, as "something else that people who shop for belts might like," some VERY FANCY PANTS.
Sure, they are pretty. But HOLY CANNOLI THE PRICE. I wouldn't spend that much on any article of clothing (except, perhaps, a really high quality pair of boots, or evening wear for a very formal occasion). Good gravy.
My purchases lately are toys for my pet rabbits, a knee brace, and disposable face masks; do I really seem like a $100 underpants person?
Try harder, Amazon.
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