After I professed a thorough dislike of April Fool's Day yesterday, I received two texts from Offspring the First. I present them below, complete with her punctuation and capitalization.
First: You're the coolest mom in the world!!!
Second: APRIL FOOLS YOURE THE COOLEST MOM IN THE UNIVERSE I GOT YOU GOOD.
Ah, beloved child. Thank you so much. It warms my heart tremendously to know that somehow, sometime, I did some of the right things for you.
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