Really.

Behold, the pair of shorts found at a local store.

They were in the rack by the dressing room, which means that someone had tried them on with an eye toward wearing them. 

They look like the kind of garment -- and I use the term 'garment' in only the loosest sense -- that one would purposefully THROW AWAY, rather than deliberately purchase.

Such sartorial choices can only lead to the eventual downfall of civilization.