Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Pandemic Thoughts, Seven

 Herself speaks.

I've hit the pandemic isolation wall. 

Six months in, I can no longer be as afraid/paranoid/prone to bleaching all surfaces as I was in the beginning. It's too exhausting to keep that pace. I do the best I can. I still use a lot of hand sanitizer. And I still avoid going out as much as humanly possible. 

I'm viscerally aware of the things that I wish I could do, but cannot do safely, right now:

- Go to the grocery store just to peruse the aisles

- Stop by the drugstore to pick up something small we need

- Visit the bookstore and see if anything catches my eye

- Go to the movies

- Have a meal in a restaurant

- Visit my in-laws

- Make plans to visit my parents

- Make plans to visit Cherished Friend.

Things that under other circumstances, would be ordinary (and which were taken for granted). 

There is no way to make future plans; life is on hold. I go to work, go home. Or I work from home. I place orders for pickup. I scrub the kitchen floor by hand, because I am acutely aware of uncleanliness and because the scrubbing occupies my time. I reorganize things. 

I avoid watching the news. The news is terrible. Every day, new terrible news. Everyone is angry. The planet is angry. I cannot bear to watch.

I mentally plan what I would pack if I were to go camping by myself. Because, as isolated as I am, I crave further isolation. I cannot bear too much company. It's not safe. 

Nothing is safe.

This is a hard place to be. 

Have mercy, Universe. We're suffering. 

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Unchained

 Today's earworm: Unchained Melody (the Unrighteous Brothers).

'Tis an outstanding cover, and includes my favorite masked cowpoke, Orville Peck. 

I hope you enjoy. 



Monday, September 28, 2020

Gray

 Tiny Dog is getting a bit gray in the face. Now that she is 10, she's no longer young. She's as endearing as ever, though. 





Sunday, September 27, 2020

Ruth's Hallelujah

I know that Hallelujah has been done, and re-done, and done differently, in so many ways. This one, however, is sublime.

May her memory be a blessing.



Saturday, September 26, 2020

Webcam

I spoke by internet video chat with Cherished Friend today.  It is always heartwarming, to have that little bit of time in which we're both present in the same moment. 

After I hung up, I went into the kitchen to make dinner for the small dogs, and I momentarily had the strangest feeling -- as if I'd just walked out of room where Cherished Friend was, and if he was still there, somehow. 

It was such a bittersweet sensation. I miss his presence. 

I look forward to a time when I'll be able to see him in person again. 

The view from my webcam (minus my ugly mug). 

Friday, September 25, 2020

Not Enough 'NO' in The World

Sweet everloving Moses, NO, I will not lift weights like that. Yikes. 

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

RBG

 Herself speaks.

This past weekend, we drove out to visit the Cosmic Campground International Dark Sky Sanctuary. It was very nice: hardly any insects (unlike our previous camping trip); it was peaceful and quiet; and the night sky was as lovely as you would imagine, with the Milky Way in plain sight and an innumerable number of stars.

The route to the Campground took us through some very picturesque rolling hills. As I drove along, I decided to search for a radio station. The hills prevented most signal from getting through, but then I landed on a National Public Radio station. The announcer was midway through reciting a biographic summary, which I quickly recognized as being that of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Oh, no.

I listened. 

Two minutes later, Beloved Husband's phone pinged. "It's a 'breaking news' about Ruth Bader Ginsburg" he said, with a note of trepidation in his voice.

Oh, no.

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Other people have described in detail, the myriad accomplishments, the bright shining personality, the magnificence  of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 

Her loss is indescribable; her legacy, tremendous. 

Today, as I see photos of her 'army' of law clerks standing guard before her flag-draped coffin, I am bereft anew for all of us. 

May her memory be a blessing

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Tuesday, September 22, 2020

The Last Lizards of the Season

The hummingbirds no longer visit, but a few lizards still appear in the evenings. 'Tis approaching autumn here in the desert. 

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Thursday, September 17, 2020

Crisp

New phone! (Because the old one finally gave up the ghost.) As much as I dislike getting used to new technology, the new phone has a Very Crisp Camera. Nice. 

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Riding Shotgun

I had to run an errand yesterday evening, and took New Old Dog in the car with me. He settled right in and enjoyed the drive. He is good company. 

Good boy, my Buddy.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Summertime, Redux

 As we move into mid-September and the weather becomes ever so slightly cooler, we realize that summer is past and autumn is on the horizon. Where did the time go? Lost in the strangeness of the pandemic. 

What could be more fitting to mark this seasonal transition, than the acoustic version of Summertime by Orville Peck

Lovely. I hope you enjoy. 



Monday, September 14, 2020

Capybara Rock

 Today's everyday object: the capybara rock. It keeps me company here at my home desk.  I won this capybara in an online auction in support of The Pipsqueakery, a rescue devoted primarily to rodents such as hamsters, and rodent-adjacent animals. I heart them and their animals, and the capybara rock brings me contentment. 

Sunday, September 13, 2020

Meme Dump

When I scroll through Facebook, if I come across a cartoon or a meme that speaks to me, I download it on my phone. I have quite the collection now. Some of them are amusing, some make me feel less alone in ordinary struggles, and some are just plain reassuring. 

Here are a few of the most recent ones, especially for you all. 




















Saturday, September 12, 2020

Piggie

One of my absolutely lovely Facebook friends sent me a stuffed guinea pig, just because. It is adorable, and she is ever so kind and sweet to have spontaneously mailed it, and I am tremendously touched and just might carry it around with me. 

Thursday, September 10, 2020

The Birds

The weather has been considerably cooler the last few days, and there has been a surge of birds visiting the yard. The birds are each bigger than Tiny Dog, so we keep her inside to avoid any possible confrontations. They do not stay long. They are, nevertheless, an enjoyable presence. 

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Tea

There were a few months when having an evening cup of tea became a Thing To Do. It was pleasant, to have tea on the back patio in the evenings. With the advent of summertime, however, and assorted other changes, evening tea fell by the wayside. Alas. 


It is getting cooler now, though, so perhaps tea should be reinstated. It will help better establish a routine (as routine is somewhat lacking at the moment). That would be helpful in getting through these strange times. 

Mmmm, tea.

Monday, September 7, 2020

Sunday, September 6, 2020

Threats

 Herself speaks.

Yesterday, I took my car to the dealer for the 60,000-mile service. I thoroughly dislike attending to Car Things, but sometimes, things just must be done. 

Kudos to the dealer, for their health and safety precautions. And to the patrons, too, with the exception of the one slothlike woman who strolled into the establishment unmasked, and languidly applied her mask inside the door so that everyone else was obligated to be within her unmasked airspace for an unduly long time as she carelessly looped the mask over one ear, and then the other, leaving her nose exposed. I would say, a pox upon her, but she had a child with her -- an unmasked child, well of an age when wearing a mask should have been simple -- and I do not want to wish ill upon an innocent child's mother. 

Sigh.

I knew I would be there for a couple of hours, so I brought my camp chair and book and parked myself in the shade on the front patio while I waited. Occasionally car-shoppers would walk by to look into the vehicles strategically displayed there; everyone kept a respectful, masked distance. 

There was one man whose goal there was temporarily unclear: was he shopping? Waiting for service on his vehicle? What quickly became obvious, though, was that he was... a jerk. 

He had several telephone conversations with a woman who was clearly his wife, and each one was angry, and loud, and contained veiled threats about the nature and duration of their relationship. It appeared that he was waiting for her to provide either credit card information, or money, regarding their vehicle. He chastised her for not "pulling her weight" financially; scolded her for allowing her sister to help her because it was only her responsibility; reminded her that he not only helped pay her health insurance premium, but also that of m'hija; and questioned, what was even the reason "for all this" (the marriage) if she couldn't do her share? He would berate her, and then tell her he "had to go" and hang up; and then would repeat the cycle a few minutes later. It was... terrible. 

He could see I was within earshot. Did he derive some kind of pleasure from verbally accosting his wife while I could not help but hear? I ignored him and read my book. What else could I do? 

Would I have done something differently if she had physically been there? 

I wanted to somehow reach through the ether to this woman. Her life is hard, this much was clear. 

I wonder if she is a Crane Wife. Shrinking herself, under his gaze and his voice (and perhaps his hands), trying to be small and needless and therefore somehow worthy. 

It doesn't work, I want her to know.

You are worthy of support and love, I want to tell her.  

Would she understand? Would she defend him? He's right, I need to get a second or third job, it is my fault that he is angry, I just need to try harder. He doesn't abuse me -- he doesn't hit me. He is just trying to.... 

It doesn't matter what he is "just trying to" do. 

He will eventually leave her, as he threatened in his phone calls. And he will blame her, telling her he is going because it is her fault that he is angry, because she didn't try hard enough. And she will believe him.

I am sorry, woman on the other end of the line. I wish I could help. I hope for better for you.  

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As lonely as social distancing has been, there has been safety in not interacting with people, too. It's a terrible place to be, here in pandemic limbo, afraid of both the carelessness and the bubbling anger of strangers. 

Save us from ourselves. 


Saturday, September 5, 2020

Pandemic Thoughts, Six

 Herself speaks.

My work computer was replaced yesterday. Exciting! (And a welcome change, given that I had to reboot the old computer three separate times the day before, just to be able to print.) Super fancy! slick new screens, and so very speedy! Nice.

On my old work computer, I had used a photograph from a lovely camping trip (this one from two years ago) as the background. I needed a photo for the background of my new computer, and so I opened up the photo folder on my phone and began to scroll through, looking for something suitable. And interspersed with a multitude of pictures of Tiny Dog and New Old Dog, were photos that suddenly seemed unbearable to look at.

Photos from the last Zoom call with my siblings and my parents, capturing all of us on one screen. Photos from college reunions, with long-ago-familiar buildings behind the smiling faces of people whom I will not see until the next reunions - three or four years from now. And photos of Cherished Friend, which he kindly allowed to be taken despite his loathing of the camera, from the morning when he left for New Places. 

The Pandemic rages on, and I don't know when it will be safe for me to see any of these people in person again. I think my heart is broken. Again.

I am tired of social isolation. I am enraged by the people who cannot be bothered to wear a mask correctly (or at all) -- who make it unsafe to do mundane things like go to the store for necessities, or take the car for routine maintenance. I am lonely. I am uncomfortable during interactions with other people. I don't know what to do to feel better.

I am sad. 

I wonder how things will unfold in the months/years to come. 

We shall see. 

At the Subaru dealer.


Thursday, September 3, 2020

Henda's Law

 Herself speaks. 

Content notification: concerns unglamorous breast health issues. You have been warned!

Although I put off a few health care appointments, because pandemic and all, I nevertheless summoned up the courage to make an appointment for an overdue mammogram/ultrasound screening, because of my prior history of questionable, though ultimately mercifully benign, problems.

The procedures were particularly painful this time around, likely due to where I was in my cycle (an unpredictable factor for me), and seemed to take an eternity. I needed ibuprofen afterward. Crabby. 

The results posted to the portal over last weekend, and all appears to be in order. Same previous spots without changes, and no new concerning spots.  Back to your lives, citizens, nothing to see here. 

I did notice two statements on the reports, though, that I have never noticed before on previous reports. Let's see if we learn something new!

On the mammogram report: "suboptimal examination, excess axillary breast tissue." 

Well, that's interesting but unsurprising. I've known for eons that there's a tail of breast tissue that extends up towards each armpit. The realization came decades ago after the offspring were each born: the first few days after my milk came in were an absolute agony, and included being unable to fully put my arms down because everything, including my armpits, was so swollen. Still makes me cringe just thinking about it; it was almost worse than the delivery itself. After the newborns and I settled into a nursing routine, everything settled down. Thank God. 

"Excess" is an interesting choice of word, though. How much axillary breast tissue do other women have? What if they have none? Certainly would be easier to get all relevant tissue into the mammography machine; it's impossible to get one's full scope of armpit in there. (Though to the technician's credit, she certainly managed to squash a whole lot of me into the machine.) Imagine how much less difficult/uncomfortable that might be. 

I occasionally wonder idly what it would be like to be a smaller-breasted woman. (I don't entertain those thoughts often because I am afraid of inviting harm from the Universe.) To have clothes fit properly. To be able to wear the teeny sexy bras that are not designed for more ample women. To not have strangers and acquaintances assume I have loose sexual morals purely because of the size of my breasts. (That used to be particularly annoying -- though the assumption appears to have disappeared as I've aged past my 'last day'.) To be able to wave my arms around, squeeze around obstacles, lie on my stomach, without breasts in the way. I don't know. And I don't really want to have to find out. Don't smite me, Universe.

On the ultrasound report: "Texas Henda's Law." What is that? Let's research. 

Henda’s Law changed the standard of care for EVERY woman in the State of Texas on June 17, 2011.  House Bill 2102 requires all mammography centers to specifically notify women about DENSE breast tissue and the increased risks associated therewith.

Nine years after its passage, I'm just now learning about Henda's Law. I've never been formally notified that dense breast tissue (which I know I have) has an increased risk of cancer. OK then. This might be why I'm on the twice-yearly ultrasound rotation. 

Odds, risk, percentages, math. It's hard to know what it all means. 

At any rate, I'm relieved that nothing untoward appears to be happening breast-wise. I'll keep my fingers crossed that all continues the be fine going forward, and we'll check again in six months or so.

Please, Universe. 

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Lettuce Dishes

 Today's everyday object: one of the lettuce dishes.

There are huge plates, smaller plates, medium bowls, a pitcher, a covered dish -- a sugar dish or sauce dish, perhaps? -- with a lid and a matching spoon, and an oblong serving bowl. I am greatly amused by these dishes. They are large and ungainly and magnificently leaflike. I hardly use them, and that is a shame. They bring me an unexpected happiness. Perhaps I should use them more often. Just because. 



Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Emerald Star

 Today's earworm: Emerald Star (Lord Huron)

I hope you enjoy.