Questionable Suggestions

Based on the recent ads/suggested posts, Facebook seems to believe that I would like some literature of... questionable quality, with highly specific themes. All of these suggested posts/advertisements appeared within a single 12-hour period.

Egads. NO THANK YOU.

(For the record, Facebook: if I am looking for some kind of "romance read", the story will involve themes such as a gentleman providing a nice meal, undivided attention, and intriguing conversation. Thanks everso.)