Stripey

Note:  we were away several days on vacation.  A few details will follow in due course.  In the meanwhile, I present you with the following conversation, which actually happened:

Herself (noticing a scrape on her elbow which was being irritated by the armrest of the car's seat):  I need a Band-Aid.  [rummaging in purse]  Oh, look, I have an orange zebra-striped one.  Neato!

Offspring the Second:  Orange zebra-striped?  Do you mean...
tiger-striped?

Herself:  [cringing]  Um.  Yes.