Lighten Up, Already!

Since last week's entries were quite serious, this week will be devoted to more lighthearted fare. I confess that I'm absolutely terrible at telling jokes, but I am optimistic that I will be able to elicit at least one chuckle along the way.

For today:

Q: What weighs 35 tons and sticks to the roof of your mouth?

A: A peanut butter and apatosaurus sandwich.