For strange and mysterious reasons, the high-speed cable-modemn internet connection cannot tolerate any form of precipitation. The molecular dusting of snow that this desert land received yesterday was apparently sufficient to cause the connection to give up in despair. Although a temporary cable-free connection is available, it is quite sloooooooooooow. Alas.
At first, the provider offered a service call on Saturday. When we explained that Herself telecommutes and that a greater-than-96-hour delay in restoring internet services was not acceptable, we were transferred to another individual who informed us that we were quite fortunate to be able to squeeze in a service call a mere 53 to 57 hours from then. :::commence the grinding of teeth:::
We will hopefully be back with aplomb within two days' time.
In which I get my comeuppance
2 days ago