Tiny Dog takes umbrage upon any attempt of an individual to touch the person whose lap she is currently occupying. She frequently sits upon Herself, and the rest of the family members entertain themselves by attempting to poke Herself with a single finger while Tiny Dog snaps vigorously at their hands and growls menacingly. (Well, as menacingly as a 3.5-pound creature can growl.) Tiny Dog prefers most to drape herself across a person's crotch like a tempermental merkin. She is certain to keep one's virtue intact.
In which I get my comeuppance
2 days ago