Thursday, September 15, 2011

Yawn

Dear Universe,

You may have noted that recently, I have been attempting to get out of bed earlier than I am accustomed.  I am sure that you understand that this is quite difficult for me.  I would be most grateful, on those mornings after I have let the dog outside twice in the middle of the night and am nevertheless attempting to awaken fully before the sun has risen fully, if you would refrain from requiring my full attention until I have had sufficient time to put on underpants. 

Thank you in advance.

Sincerely,
Herself

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